December 2008
Brief chat about some next-level shit w/ Garcia
Garcia: Yooooo. You know when you are thinking about something in your head and you are like, 'Man, that'd be the craziest shit ever if it happened right now!'
Me: Yes. I do know what you are talking about.
Garcia: Duuude, it happened this weekend. Like... weirdest thing ever... I'm with this new girl I'm kind of dating or whatever in her dope ass new car when who do I see walking out of the store we are in front of?
Me: Let me guess. Your ex-wife?
Garcia: Yep. My stupid ass ex-wife.
Me: That's rough.
Garcia: Let me tell you something. I had my finger on the window control and was thinking about calling that mark-ass bitch out. Saying something like, 'rot in hell whore'. But I didn't.
Me: Anything else crazy happen?
Garcia: Yeah, she her and teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle looking boyfriend walk in front of my girl's new car and she looks at me and I just flash up that middle finger like blah-dow.
Me: I thought you were going to hold yourself back.
Garcia: I did. I didn't call her a whore. You know I also held myself back because I didn't even go to Burger King after I went to Zaxby's. Because you know those chicken fingers aren't even that big.
Me: Yeah, I can understand that.
Things to look fwd to...
So I’m probably not going to be back for good until Monday, January 5. I’ll put up a couple of things today, but nothing serious. Here are a couple of postings/items to look fwd to in 2009.
1) First top 5 list of the year — Top 5 Songs Played at City Limits.
2) A new addition to my family was brought to my attention over the holiday break. And let’s just say she is an...
Best website I found in 2008. Fo Sho. Click... →
Favorite stuff in 2008
It’s a very slow day on all of the blogs that I continually scan. So I’m going to post maybe 7 or 8 things today that I categorize as “My Favorite Stuff of 2008”.
Stay tuned.
Also, Merry Christmas.
Loafers Sans Socks Housekeeping
A couple of things re: this blog —
1) There will be no top 5 list next week. I will attempt to do one the next week, but can’t make any promises. Bora Bora has limited connectivity these days.
2) I appreciate all the people who’ve stayed tuned over the last couple of months. Ideally, I’d like to upgrade this site in the new year. I don’t know shit about website...
WatchEshhhhh
WatchI wish I’d come up with this. Also, if you haven’t been to these guys’ blog before you should. Jake and Amir. Hilarious.
http://www.jakeandamir.com/
Top 5 list of the week
My girlfriend and I were riding in the car yesterday listening to the radio when I decided it was time to turn it to 93.9 and listen to nothing but Christmas music until New Years. Unfortunately, 93.9 has switched ownership and doesn’t play Christmas music anymore. I guess now that Obama is president we are switching things up in this country. Anyways, to make up for this shameful absence...
