Garcia:Yooooo. You know when you are thinking about something in your head and you are like, 'Man, that'd be the craziest shit ever if it happened right now!'
Me:Yes. I do know what you are talking about.
Garcia:Duuude, it happened this weekend. Like... weirdest thing ever... I'm with this new girl I'm kind of dating or whatever in her dope ass new car when who do I see walking out of the store we are in front of?
Me:Let me guess. Your ex-wife?
Garcia:Yep. My stupid ass ex-wife.
Garcia:Let me tell you something. I had my finger on the window control and was thinking about calling that mark-ass bitch out. Saying something like, 'rot in hell whore'. But I didn't.
Me:Anything else crazy happen?
Garcia:Yeah, she her and teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle looking boyfriend walk in front of my girl's new car and she looks at me and I just flash up that middle finger like blah-dow.
Me:I thought you were going to hold yourself back.
Garcia:I did. I didn't call her a whore. You know I also held myself back because I didn't even go to Burger King after I went to Zaxby's. Because you know those chicken fingers aren't even that big.
1) There will be no top 5 list next week. I will attempt to do one the next week, but can’t make any promises. Bora Bora has limited connectivity these days.
2) I appreciate all the people who’ve stayed tuned over the last couple of months. Ideally, I’d like to upgrade this site in the new year. I don’t know shit about website design, but if you know someone who does let me know and we’ll work something out.
3) Leo has continued to cry like a little girl every single time I mention his name or put a picture of him on the blog. I don’t plan on changing anything about this blog in the new year except potentially putting MORE stupid shit about Leo up because it’s so much fun listening to him whimper like a puppy.
My girlfriend and I were riding in the car yesterday listening to the radio when I decided it was time to turn it to 93.9 and listen to nothing but Christmas music until New Years. Unfortunately, 93.9 has switched ownership and doesn’t play Christmas music anymore. I guess now that Obama is president we are switching things up in this country. Anyways, to make up for this shameful absence I’m going to countdown my favorite Christmas songs.